Me? Upside down? I don’t think so!

Well what a flamin’ nightmare! Apparently I was upside down in my last Glog. Even Grandma was upside down. It was hardly my fault. He scarpered off to flamin’ Monaco and left me with just an iPad to write my Glog. It appears that if you use the WordPress app on the iPad to write …

What a party!

Ok, it wasn’t quite what I expected. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was fine, but the weather was dreadful, they were moaning about the cold and there wasn’t quite as much to do as I had hoped. You see, we went to the Dog’s Trust Open Day in Shoreham-by-Sea on the Sunday before …

Dash ‘n’ Flamin’ Splash!

Now, let me make something quite clear from the outset … I like a nice paddle in a muddy stream or pond. But… there is something different about being told to dive into a flamin’ pool to get a ball! I suppose I should explain … on Sunday, we all bundled into the car thingy …

A stick’s a stick …

And here’s another thing … a stick’s a stick! Honestly, my regular fans will already have guessed that the necessity to point this out is entirely because of him. You see, there we were taking a walk up Green Lane and I spotted a rather good looking stick. He started banging on about it being …

Squirrelgate!

I don’t like to complain … well, actually, on this occasion I do want to complain! You see, it’s like this … there we were, enjoying a wander around the village – Oxted Road, Church Lane, Bay Pond Path etc. – and there it was. Lying on the side of the road was a dead …

I’ve ‘ad a bath!

Yep, it’s true … I’ve ‘ad a bath! That said, I should really start at the beginning, which is actually the end of my last Glog, so maybe I am actually starting at the end, but then you can’t start at the end so I guess it must be the beginning … oh, I don’t …

Helpin’ out a bit …

I’ve been helpin’ out a bit in the last week or so. Obviously he doesn’t appreciate it but I guess I should still try. Firstly, I’ve been helpin’ out with young Eric. Young Eric is a very cute black Labrador who lives with Auntie Sue. Why I couldn’t have got someone like Auntie Sue instead …

It’s not my fault!

Honestly! I don’t know what went wrong. Who did I upset when I got landed with him! I mean … what did I do that was so bad? It’s been three weeks … three weeks … since I’ve been able to put paw to keyboard!! It’s not like I haven’t wanted to but I haven’t …

Flamin’ heck, it’s been a while!

Flamin’ heck, it’s been a while. The thing is, I got banned from putting paw to keyboard. I found myself in a spot of twubble again and I was banned from just about everything. It wasn’t my fault!! It’s him, he always blames me. You see, we went somewhere new. I rather liked it actually. …

Flamin’ heck it’s windy!

Flamin’ heck it’s windy today … and I don’t just mean the weather. The weather though has been horrible all day with strong gusts of wind, rain and just not very nice. Added to this, I think I must have eaten something coz I’ve been rather windy myself today. I’ve produced quite a number of …