It’s not fair! I get the blame for everything and I’m sure it isn’t my fault. Frankly, this week there have been a few ‘incidents’ and I have got the blame for all of them. I think it’s him trying to find someone to blame. Apparently humans call it a scapegoat. Now I have looked this …

Oh dear, it’s been a bit of a week again. There have been a couple of ‘incidents’ that, as always, I have got the blame for! The week started badly when I took him out for a walk. I produced, what can only be described as, an epic poo – a full three bags worth. Needless …

As ever, this week has had some ups and downs. I’ve taken them out on some quite nice walks but the weather was absolutely dreadful. Will it ever change? Yesterday was a lovely day, but more about that a bit later. The week started OK, it was relatively dry but flamin’ cold. My regular fans …

In my last report, I mentioned that he had moaned (nothing new there!) when I was helping him in the greenhouse that, “Nigel wouldn’t do that”. Frankly, I wasn’t too sure who this Nigel was and I decided to do a bit of research. It turns out that he is also a golden retriever who clearly …

First things first, Happy Easter to all my fans! For those in Spain, “Feliz Semana Santa a todos”, in France “joyeuses Pâques”, in Italy “buona Pasqua”, in Germany “Frohe Ostern” and in the Netherlands, “Gelukkig Pasen”. I’m afraid I don’t know any other languages (I admit that I had to Doogle it in German and …