Dash ‘n’ Flamin’ Splash!

Now, let me make something quite clear from the outset … I like a nice paddle in a muddy stream or pond. But… there is something different about being told to dive into a flamin’ pool to get a ball! I suppose I should explain … on Sunday, we all bundled into the car thingy …

A stick’s a stick …

And here’s another thing … a stick’s a stick! Honestly, my regular fans will already have guessed that the necessity to point this out is entirely because of him. You see, there we were taking a walk up Green Lane and I spotted a rather good looking stick. He started banging on about it being …

Squirrelgate!

I don’t like to complain … well, actually, on this occasion I do want to complain! You see, it’s like this … there we were, enjoying a wander around the village – Oxted Road, Church Lane, Bay Pond Path etc. – and there it was. Lying on the side of the road was a dead …