Ok, so three bags is quite a lot even for me, but when a dog’s gotta go, a dog’s gotta go. Needless to say, he was moaning about it. He actually suggested that I cost a fortune in poo bags! Anyway, enough of that. What about me? Ah yes, there have been a few minor …

I was going to say that I had been on a staycation but, having looked on the interweb I found that even on Fidopedia there is some debate around the use of the word ‘staycation’. It seems that there is two ways of using the word. Firstly, it is used to describe when you stay …

I’ve got to be honest, I’m properly flamin’ cream crackered! I mean, I don’t like to complain but I’ve walked 7½ miles today … and in this heat! Well, when I say I’ve walked 7½ miles, what I really mean is that I’ve dragged him 7½ miles. What thanks do I get? Moan, moan, moan …

That’s what we call it in the doggy world … DTRM. That’s what he does all the flamin’ time! You won’t believe this, but the other day he actually accused me of dragging my paws!! I mean, how very dare he! Dragging my paws indeed. Well now it’s my turn … the truth will out! …

I mean, what a flamin’ cheek! I wouldn’t mind, but it wasn’t even him, it was Daddy Richard. You see, just occasionally (well, actually quite a lot) Daddy Richard calls me ‘The Monster’. I’m not desperately happy with being called a ‘Monster’ but I put up with it. The thing is, I put up with …

I know it’s bin a while but we have been living in strange times recently. After Grandma died they needed to plan and hold a funeral. It turns out that that is quite difficult in the middle of a global pandemic and during lockdown! But they did it and Grandma’s funeral was held on the …

There has been some sad news in the last day or so. I didn’t want to start my Glog with it but I feel I must. He is not going to be able to speak to everyone, so I thought my Glog would be the best way of telling people. You see, Grandma died yesterday. …

Actually, strictly woofing, that’s not true. It was my birthday but it isn’t anymore. Apparently birthdays only last for one day and mine was on Thursday. Not that there was all that much different on Thursday to any other day. We got up, I had my breakfast, then we went for a walk – not …

Apparently we’re in ‘Lockdown v3.0’ at the moment. The Blond Potato and his band of merry men changed their minds again. Despite all of the experts telling the Blond Potato and his pals that it was dangerous for the schools to go back after the new year for over a month, he appeared on the …

Happy Christmas! Feliz Navidad, Joyeaux Noel, Fijne Kerstdagen, Feliz Natal, Frohe Weihnachten, Gleedelig Jal, Nadolig Llawen, क्रिसमस की शुभकामना and, of course, สุขสันต์วันคริสมาส. OK, I’ll admit, my Thai and Hindi aren’t up to much but I didn’t want to leave anyone out. Mind you, when I say Happy Christmas, what I really mean is that it …