I have to be honest, it hasn’t been my greatest week. That lampshade is a nightmare! I hate it and it stops me from getting at half the things that I want to get at. It has been quite a struggle keeping my spirits up what with the lampshade and the bandage that has been …

In out, in out, shake it all about … no, forget that last part, that’s what got me into my latest little spot of bother! It sort of went like this … Having got my new hip all bandaged up on Friday all was going relatively well. I spent Friday evening with Richard and had …

It’s no good, I can’t think of another way of saying it – it would appear that he was right. You see the thing is, I thought I was better. I thought my new hip was all better. No more pain, no more limping … just a proper hip that worked. I wanted to jump …

It just isn’t fair! I want to go for a walk! Not these pathetic five minute walks in the garden which are basically designed to give me just time to poo before we go back inside – I want a proper walk! I’m not one to complain but … I don’t think he has quite got …

I’m afraid it’s true. I’m bored, really bored! You see, it is now almost three weeks since my operation and I am still confined to one room. OK, I know it should have been my crate, but there are limits!! Anyway, I’m bored. I can’t go anywhere, I can’t go upstairs, everywhere I go I …