Life is like a box of chocolates …

Life is like a box of chocolates … and they’re all flamin’ chocolate orange – and I can’t eat chocolate and I don’t like oranges!!! I mean, I don’t like to complain but it’s been a bit of a couple of weeks. My regular fans will recall the incident of the River Mole, well it …

That isn’t going to end well!

I think I’d better start from the beginning rather than jumping to the end. You see, I’ve been having a spot of trouble with both him and Daddy Richard. They just don’t seem to appreciate that when I’m out for a walk I like to have a little lay down. Actually, more importantly, I want …

Two Dinners, No Walk!

Well what do they expect? It wasn’t my fault! You see, he came home late from work on Monday evening (there’s a change!) and Daddy Richard had had to go out. He was going almost straight out again because he needed to go to the Parish Council meeting to pass on a message (nope, no …