I mean, what a flamin’ cheek! I wouldn’t mind, but it wasn’t even him, it was Daddy Richard. You see, just occasionally (well, actually quite a lot) Daddy Richard calls me ‘The Monster’. I’m not desperately happy with being called a ‘Monster’ but I put up with it. The thing is, I put up with …

I know it’s bin a while but we have been living in strange times recently. After Grandma died they needed to plan and hold a funeral. It turns out that that is quite difficult in the middle of a global pandemic and during lockdown! But they did it and Grandma’s funeral was held on the …