I was going to say that I had been on a staycation but, having looked on the interweb I found that even on Fidopedia there is some debate around the use of the word ‘staycation’. It seems that there is two ways of using the word. Firstly, it is used to describe when you stay …

I’ve got to be honest, I’m properly flamin’ cream crackered! I mean, I don’t like to complain but I’ve walked 7½ miles today … and in this heat! Well, when I say I’ve walked 7½ miles, what I really mean is that I’ve dragged him 7½ miles. What thanks do I get? Moan, moan, moan …