Life is like a box of chocolates …

Life is like a box of chocolates … and they’re all flamin’ chocolate orange – and I can’t eat chocolate and I don’t like oranges!!! I mean, I don’t like to complain but it’s been a bit of a couple of weeks. My regular fans will recall the incident of the River Mole, well it …

That isn’t going to end well!

I think I’d better start from the beginning rather than jumping to the end. You see, I’ve been having a spot of trouble with both him and Daddy Richard. They just don’t seem to appreciate that when I’m out for a walk I like to have a little lay down. Actually, more importantly, I want …

Two Dinners, No Walk!

Well what do they expect? It wasn’t my fault! You see, he came home late from work on Monday evening (there’s a change!) and Daddy Richard had had to go out. He was going almost straight out again because he needed to go to the Parish Council meeting to pass on a message (nope, no …

Flamin’ heck! What a week!

Flamin’ heck, it’s been a bit of a week one way and another. It all started last Sunday really. I took them for a walk over Hilly Fields. I haven’t been up there for quite a while. I had a lovely run around in Hilly Fields and then all they way up The Hollow. When …

Take me to the moon and back!

Well, not literally! My regular fans will know that I am not sure he is likely to be any good at rocket science and I certainly wouldn’t trust him with one. I’ve been doing a bit of Doogling and I have discovered that you need a rocket to get to the moon. I don’t much …

A bit of a haul …

Let me start at the end … if you get my gist. I’ve ‘ad a bit of a haul at the St Leonards Church Dog Show. That said, I’m not sure that I wasn’t robbed!! You see, it’s like this. I got up first this morning. There wasn’t much sign of them getting up so …

Me? Upside down? I don’t think so!

Well what a flamin’ nightmare! Apparently I was upside down in my last Glog. Even Grandma was upside down. It was hardly my fault. He scarpered off to flamin’ Monaco and left me with just an iPad to write my Glog. It appears that if you use the WordPress app on the iPad to write …

What a party!

Ok, it wasn’t quite what I expected. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was fine, but the weather was dreadful, they were moaning about the cold and there wasn’t quite as much to do as I had hoped. You see, we went to the Dog’s Trust Open Day in Shoreham-by-Sea on the Sunday before …