Grandma has had a birthday!

I’ve had a look on Doogle and I think I’ve worked it out right, Grandma is now 1,455 years old … and that’s official! Well, nearly. I was having a little Doogle on how old Grandma might be and I found a very useful website that said that the old way of calculating dog age …

Happy New Year for 2020

Happy New Year, Bonne Année, Feliz Año Nuevo, Feliz Ano Novo, Frohes neues Jahr, Felice anno nuovo and finally नववर्ष की शुभकामना. I’m not entirely sure I can do any more languages, my brain hurts! In case anyone really wants to know it is English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Italian and finally Hindi (pronounced “navavarsh kee …

Happy Christmas to all my fans!

Happy Christmas! Feliz Navidad, Joyeaux Noel, Fijne Kerstdagen, Feliz Natal, Frohe Weihnachten, Gleedelig Jal, Nadolig Llawen, क्रिसमस की शुभकामना and, of course, สุขสันต์วันคริสมาส. Now I have to admit that I still haven’t mastered Thai and my Hindi is a bit weak but I’m getting there. Actually, he is learning Hindi but I don’t think he’ll …

Oops! I think I should watch what I eat!

It’s been a while! Firstly, let me apologise to all those that have emailed and sent me messages. It isn’t that I didn’t want to write my Glog, more that, for a number of reasons which I shall come to, I haven’t been able to. So, let me start from where I last left you, …

It’s bin a why l

I think I must be the cleverest dog in dogdom – I worked out how to spell the title of my Glog all on my own! In all honesty, I’ve been a bit lazy in the last few weeks. I’ve meant to write my Glog … and I’ve had a few emails reminding me that …

The best day ever, ever, ever!

Flamin’ ‘eck it’s been a while since I put paw to keyboard! The truth is, I’ve been having one or two keyboard issues. First me keyboard packed up … or more importantly, some of the keys stopped working. Then when I thought I’d cracked the keyboard problem, the flamin’ mouse stopped working and I couldn’t …

Mangetout, mangetout …

Mangetout, mangetout – well I do … I eat everything! But that isn’t really the point. You won’t believe where I’ve been … only to see my friend Charlie! Let me start from the beginning, or at least half way through. You see, it has been a pretty ordinary couple of weeks with not much …

Life is like a box of chocolates …

Life is like a box of chocolates … and they’re all flamin’ chocolate orange – and I can’t eat chocolate and I don’t like oranges!!! I mean, I don’t like to complain but it’s been a bit of a couple of weeks. My regular fans will recall the incident of the River Mole, well it …

That isn’t going to end well!

I think I’d better start from the beginning rather than jumping to the end. You see, I’ve been having a spot of trouble with both him and Daddy Richard. They just don’t seem to appreciate that when I’m out for a walk I like to have a little lay down. Actually, more importantly, I want …