Stayin’ alive!

Even in the doggy world it is impossible to escape the fact that the world is facing a pandemic in proportions that have not been seen in a lifetime! I mean, you can’t open up PoochTome or look at Instapound without some mention of COVID-19. Fortunately, I can’t get it. It seems that doggies can’t …

Every day’s a school day!

Unfortunately! Honestly, I wouldn’t mind but I’m a flamin’ world expert at this laying down thing. Monty … sit, so I sit. Monty … down, so I lay down. Monty … sit, so I sit up again. Monty … come, so I come. And so it flamin’ goes on. The only good thing is that …

Sit Monty, Down Monty!

Honestly, I don’t like to complain, but really it is all getting a bit too much! Ever since I met Martin the Monty Trainer (Positive Plus Dog Training) it’s been “Sit Monty” and “Down Monty” for just about everything. Sit to go out, sit to come in, down to get a treat, sit to get …

Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me!

It’s true, it’s my birthday! I got up this morning and opened my cards and my presents and we went for a lovely walk. Just the usual, along Salisbury Road into Oxted Road and then Church Lane and back down Bay Pond Path and up the High Street. It was nice and dry and really …

Grandma has had a birthday!

I’ve had a look on Doogle and I think I’ve worked it out right, Grandma is now 1,455 years old … and that’s official! Well, nearly. I was having a little Doogle on how old Grandma might be and I found a very useful website that said that the old way of calculating dog age …

Happy New Year for 2020

Happy New Year, Bonne Année, Feliz Año Nuevo, Feliz Ano Novo, Frohes neues Jahr, Felice anno nuovo and finally नववर्ष की शुभकामना. I’m not entirely sure I can do any more languages, my brain hurts! In case anyone really wants to know it is English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, Italian and finally Hindi (pronounced “navavarsh kee …

Happy Christmas to all my fans!

Happy Christmas! Feliz Navidad, Joyeaux Noel, Fijne Kerstdagen, Feliz Natal, Frohe Weihnachten, Gleedelig Jal, Nadolig Llawen, क्रिसमस की शुभकामना and, of course, สุขสันต์วันคริสมาส. Now I have to admit that I still haven’t mastered Thai and my Hindi is a bit weak but I’m getting there. Actually, he is learning Hindi but I don’t think he’ll …

Oops! I think I should watch what I eat!

It’s been a while! Firstly, let me apologise to all those that have emailed and sent me messages. It isn’t that I didn’t want to write my Glog, more that, for a number of reasons which I shall come to, I haven’t been able to. So, let me start from where I last left you, …

It’s bin a why l

I think I must be the cleverest dog in dogdom – I worked out how to spell the title of my Glog all on my own! In all honesty, I’ve been a bit lazy in the last few weeks. I’ve meant to write my Glog … and I’ve had a few emails reminding me that …

The best day ever, ever, ever!

Flamin’ ‘eck it’s been a while since I put paw to keyboard! The truth is, I’ve been having one or two keyboard issues. First me keyboard packed up … or more importantly, some of the keys stopped working. Then when I thought I’d cracked the keyboard problem, the flamin’ mouse stopped working and I couldn’t …