Now, I don’t like to complain, but I’m confused. You see, it all started with a big speech to the nation from the Prime Minister last Sunday. I say the Prime Minister but in the doggy world we prefer to call him the Blond Potato – he’s blond and he’s about as useless as a …

It is now six weeks since this flamin’ lockdown began. Six weeks! Now don’t misunderstand me, there are many who are worse off than me, but I’m not happy about it. I don’t get the same number of walks each day that I deserve and I don’t see all my friends and my aunties and …