Squirrelgate!

I don’t like to complain … well, actually, on this occasion I do want to complain! You see, it’s like this … there we were, enjoying a wander around the village – Oxted Road, Church Lane, Bay Pond Path etc. – and there it was. Lying on the side of the road was a dead …

I’ve ‘ad a bath!

Yep, it’s true … I’ve ‘ad a bath! That said, I should really start at the beginning, which is actually the end of my last Glog, so maybe I am actually starting at the end, but then you can’t start at the end so I guess it must be the beginning … oh, I don’t …

Helpin’ out a bit …

I’ve been helpin’ out a bit in the last week or so. Obviously he doesn’t appreciate it but I guess I should still try. Firstly, I’ve been helpin’ out with young Eric. Young Eric is a very cute black Labrador who lives with Auntie Sue. Why I couldn’t have got someone like Auntie Sue instead …

It’s not my fault!

Honestly! I don’t know what went wrong. Who did I upset when I got landed with him! I mean … what did I do that was so bad? It’s been three weeks … three weeks … since I’ve been able to put paw to keyboard!! It’s not like I haven’t wanted to but I haven’t …

Flamin’ heck, it’s been a while!

Flamin’ heck, it’s been a while. The thing is, I got banned from putting paw to keyboard. I found myself in a spot of twubble again and I was banned from just about everything. It wasn’t my fault!! It’s him, he always blames me. You see, we went somewhere new. I rather liked it actually. …

Flamin’ heck it’s windy!

Flamin’ heck it’s windy today … and I don’t just mean the weather. The weather though has been horrible all day with strong gusts of wind, rain and just not very nice. Added to this, I think I must have eaten something coz I’ve been rather windy myself today. I’ve produced quite a number of …

The Full Monty

Well, another busy week for me. I don’t know how I do it! There have been ups and downs as usual. The weather has been exceptionally good and I have had a lovely time out walking. Of course, as usual, he has been going off pretending to that ‘work’ thing he claims to do. I …

I flamin’ knew they were up to something!

I knew they were up to something! As soon as we went out for a second walk last Saturday afternoon I knew that something wasn’t quite right. What happened? We got back from quite a pleasant walk up Bay Pond Path and I was piled unceremoniously into the car thingy. I knew I couldn’t trust …

They’re up to something …

They’re up to something, I know they are! There’s been far too much activity and whispering for my liking. I don’t know what they’re up to, but I’m flamin’ sure they’re planning something. I don’t particularly think that it’s going to be good for me either. I just have a feeling in my water! Anyway, …